Police Called After Cat Lurking In Tree Appears To Be Holding Assault Rifle

Kdka someone in oregon snapped a picture of a cat holding a branch that looked remarkably like a weapon from a distance definitely a 100 footer at least.

Police called after cat lurking in tree appears to be holding assault rifle. This isnt exactly something you see every day. Newport police issue warning to cat that looks like its holding an assault rifle some fucking retard actually called the cops on this cat. Police officers in newport oregon were called to the scene to handle a cat that appeared to be armed with a rifle according to the oregonian. The cat was given a verbal warning for posing with what could be mistaken as an assault rifle while wearing poor camouflage attire.

Police called after cat lurking in tree appeared to be holding assault rifle posted by rogertheshrubber on 5217 at 852 pm to savageorangejug quote. Besides body camera and narcan every police officer should be equipped with a chainsaw to cut down any tree harboring cats with weapons of mass destruction. Police called after cat lurking in tree appeared to be holding assault rifle may 1 2017 mja uncategorized 29 the newport oregon police department was recently alerted to a cat who appeared to be armed possibly with a semi automatic weapon and had situated itself high in a tree. Christ we have some real fricking winners on this board if they are that upset over a fricking cat meme.

The picture along with a hilarious caption was posted by the newport police facebook page. Police called after cat lurking in tree appeared to be holding assault rifle may 20 2018 thankfully residents were relieved to find out that the cat wasnt actually holding a weapon at all but in fact just gripping a branch that looked like a gun. Police called after cat lurking in tree appeared to be holding assault rifle posted by savageorangejug on 5217 at 412 pm to pettifogger quote. Police and fire departments get cats out of trees all the time but the little felines arent usually armed.

Im not upset about the meme i just wouldnt risk it in this environment. Newport oregon police department april 25 at 800am reports of an armed cat this morning were unfounded. Police called after cat lurking in tree appeared to be holding assault rifle. Some police officers in newport as well it seems.

The feline was contacted by our canine and was determined to be in possession of a non lethal branch. Jump to latest follow.